Ice cream sticks
Why when you buy an ice cream does it have to have chocolate half way down the stick so that its impossible to eat without getting chocolate all over your fingers!
It’s just annoying and surely it’s a waste of chocolate!
Pah!
Good Hunting
See, there’s so many foods nowadays that are just too messy or sticky. I hate having to wash my hands both before *and* after I eat. Just a personal preference.
The sticks should be longer. Like spears with a blade of creamy goodness. When wars are fought they are decided on by who can endure the onslaught of dairy spears flying through the air onto wafer shields.